[Is he leaning too heavily into the beach theme? Maybe something else to balance things out. Does Cullen like honey? Is this for bees that make honey? Maybe not. But bees are important and Cullen seems like... and outdoorsy person. The next gift is a solitary bee hive.]
[Jon is rethinking the hive. Was that too strange? It's not especially practical. Cullen seems practical. He sends along another gift the next day after a rather frantic scouring of a shop that sells outdoor equipment. It's a portable campfire.]
[Martin is back! Tim is alive! Gerry is alive! Everything is wonderful and lovely and Jon maybe does some drunken online ordering after the party he'd had. Cullen is lovely. Yes. So lovely.
It's why he'll receive a make-your-own hot sauce kit, a motion activated toilet light, and a set of Man Bar soaps. Someone searched for 'gifts for men' and picked at extremely random. The note that accompanies these is, blessedly, normal. And comes printed with the shipped packages.]
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It's why he'll receive a make-your-own hot sauce kit, a motion activated toilet light, and a set of Man Bar soaps. Someone searched for 'gifts for men' and picked at extremely random. The note that accompanies these is, blessedly, normal. And comes printed with the shipped packages.]
im extremely drunk and you were so niice