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trebuchets feat. carrier type ❝Cullen Rutherford❞ text audio video #2 Driftwood Ln.

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Surprise Birthday Present

[nehraachargers]

[On the glorious day of Cullen's birth (Bull's done the math to figure this shit out), a very busty young woman with curves in all the right places comes up to him. She smiles as she clicks her heels, walking right up to him and then pressing her arms together so that the size of her tits is emphasized.

As it the letter sticking between them.]

"A present for you, sugar~ From a very sexy Bull~"

[She winks and waits for him to take it. When he finally does, this is what is written inside.]

Hey there,

So I did the math for it and this is probably your big day. Figured I'd congratulate you on making it this far with giving you a great way to relax and a damn fine pair of tits to go with it. Her name's Bell. Treat her right and have a great time.

The Iron Bull

(Hey, you should flip this letter over, by the way.)

[And when Cullen does...]

Just messing with you. I shipped a huge ass thing of good booze your way. Bell here is just around to report back to me and tell me what shade of red you turned.

Have a great birthday, Cullen. Drinks are on me.

[After he's clearly finished reading the back, she'll bounce up and smooch his cheek to leave a big red kiss mark there before giggling and walking off to go report back to the one who hired her.]

[lovingvambrace]

[Plum. He turned vivid plum.

And when he has enough wherewithal, Bull receives a note.]

You are a sneaky bastard.

I'm glad you're on my side. Come over sometime soon and enjoy some of the booze. I'd say you earned it with that prank. (And making that a prank.) Thank you.

Regards,
Cullen

[nehraachargers]

[The fact that she tells him he basically turned purple has him laughing for ages after. Ahhhh. That was well worth it then. Especially when he gets the note later. So he calls him up. Because eh they have phones for a damn reason.

Once Cullen picks up, he chuckles a bit.]

Name the day and I'll be there. Glad you like the gift.

[lovingvambrace]

Friday. I've got the weekend off, so it doesn't matter how much I drink or how late we stay up. Beach is warming up enough that we can do a fire and have a good time of it. Blade will be glad to see you, too.

How've you been? Run into Varric and Cole yet?

[nehraachargers]

It's a date.

[And he chuckles again.]

Been busy so I haven't had time. Figured I'd go check up on them soon. See how they're doing.

[Even though he probably already knows because he has ears in places people don't realize.]

[lovingvambrace]

I haven't seen Cole since orientation. He's not always the easiest to find. Varric is doing as well as you could expect. Glad to see Hawke, not surprisingly. I keep expecting to hear they've annexed the city any day now.

[nehraachargers]

That would be a fun turn of events. I'm always ready to face some trouble. Really gets the blood moving and the boners rising.

[He meant that exactly like he said it, thank you very much.]

[lovingvambrace]

Ah...hah. That's...one way of looking at it.

[This is shades of the dragon hunting. He didn't have to be right there to hear about it.]

If they decide they're up for it, I'll throw in.

[nehraachargers]

[Don't judge, Cullen. He knows plenty of other sexy girls he can prank you with, after all.]

Figured you would. Personally I vote taking over the Down. Always liked how dirty it is here.

[lovingvambrace]

I like the lack of organization and the fact that if we did manage, we'd be difficult to root out. Plus the clinic is there and several decent bars.

[nehraachargers]

I'm all for protecting the bars. They have some damn good crap in them.

[lovingvambrace]

That they do. Did you ever spend any time in Kirkwall in your travels? The Hanged Man was...an experience.

[Never thought he'd miss Corff and his ridiculous "speed griffon" stories, yet here he is.]

[nehraachargers]

I don't get over there that often. Someone told me it might be the horns. I'm thinking it might be that I'm too sexy for them to handle it. But I'll probably stop by there now and then since the boss is there a lot these days.